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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:03💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: 🧛‍♂️🍎 A Counting Dracula!

Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! 😉🧛‍♂️🎃

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Fredrick Mutiso2021-02-26 02:27:41

🤣 This one’s fire!

Ahmed2021-02-22 20:11:07

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Selemani2021-02-13 02:25:32

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwajabu2021-02-07 13:58:20

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joseph Njoroge2021-02-02 15:10:24

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Faith Kariuki2021-01-26 01:13:37

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Grace Njuguna2021-01-21 02:03:43

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Ndungu2021-01-17 15:31:33

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nchi2021-01-13 00:11:14

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Safiya2021-01-02 23:42:51

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Kiwanga2020-12-31 18:25:42

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

David Musyoka2020-12-18 04:21:46

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Philip Nyaga2020-12-17 14:28:06

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Umi2020-12-09 22:36:25

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Monica Adhiambo2020-12-09 19:59:19

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Francis Njeru2020-12-01 05:56:00

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Margaret Mahiga2020-11-27 11:45:13

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Makame2020-11-25 19:23:12

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anthony Kariuki2020-11-24 06:48:59

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mrope2020-11-11 00:20:59

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

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