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🗂️ 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine 🗂️ Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine🌐 English

What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What kind of murderer has fiber?

Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️‍♀️🍞

A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄

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Chiku2021-01-06 19:00:45

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

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Fatuma2021-01-04 19:10:58

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

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Robert Ndunguru2020-12-31 11:26:15

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

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Athumani2020-12-23 04:43:22

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

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Jaffar2020-12-15 21:49:21

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

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Zuhura2020-11-28 23:30:20

😂 I’m saving this one!

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Sarafina2020-11-18 01:38:51

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

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Alex Nakitare2020-11-11 12:28:31

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

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Thomas Mtaki2020-11-07 21:36:32

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

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David Kawawa2020-11-06 15:42:55

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

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Rose Mwinuka2020-11-04 13:39:22

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

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Husna2020-11-02 05:07:52

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

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Joyce Mussa2020-10-27 08:51:54

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

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Ann Wambui2020-10-26 00:02:49

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

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Charles Mchome2020-10-24 10:01:52

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

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Stephen Amollo2020-10-16 21:44:42

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

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Mwachumu2020-10-14 10:01:09

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

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Shabani2020-10-06 18:41:14

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

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Philip Nyaga2020-10-06 10:21:53

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

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Wande2020-09-24 09:09:38

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪