What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:31πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! πŸŒ³πŸš«πŸ”„

Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! πŸ˜„πŸͺ“πŸŒͺ️

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Mgeni2021-01-24 06:10:42
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Shani2021-01-16 19:54:37
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Kiza2021-01-14 17:07:48
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nassor2020-12-30 04:39:02
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Lydia Mzindakaya2020-12-29 11:20:23
😁 This just made my day!
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Zubeida2020-12-24 13:41:58
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Christopher Oloo2020-12-23 23:11:20
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Kiza2020-12-07 10:15:02
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Joseph Kiwanga2020-11-23 00:03:43
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Majid2020-11-21 02:03:26
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Mwalimu2020-11-20 21:59:42
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Alex Nyamweya2020-11-14 23:25:20
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Edward Chepkoech2020-11-07 20:52:12
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Sarafina2020-10-23 20:15:00
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Latifa2020-10-12 07:48:53
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐