What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Joyce Mussa2021-01-26 07:18:20
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Tambwe2021-01-22 23:54:28
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Joy Wacera2021-01-18 02:16:58
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Azima2021-01-15 03:52:02
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mazrui2021-01-13 18:06:26
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Kahina2020-12-28 21:28:44
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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Dorothy Majaliwa2020-12-27 02:57:45
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
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Emily Chepngeno2020-12-26 12:14:55
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Zakia2020-12-25 05:17:17
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Francis Mrope2020-12-23 05:06:51
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Bernard Oduor2020-12-20 15:27:28
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Linda Karimi2020-12-20 01:45:39
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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Anna Malela2020-11-06 23:49:13
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Daniel Obura2020-10-09 02:33:21
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Shamim2020-10-01 02:57:20
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Lydia Mutheu2020-09-28 03:04:22
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Malela2020-09-26 00:06:25
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Hassan2020-09-11 20:10:43
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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Martin Otieno2020-09-03 19:55:01
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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George Ndungu2020-08-28 09:28:27
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°