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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! 🥩🏋️‍♂️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! 🍖😄

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Alice Mwikali2021-01-06 23:10:44

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

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Joyce Nkya2021-01-05 05:37:53

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

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Nahida2020-12-29 12:30:31

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

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David Kawawa2020-12-10 09:08:04

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

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Mazrui2020-12-06 17:03:44

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

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Lydia Mutheu2020-11-28 03:43:59

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

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Faith Kariuki2020-11-14 02:01:38

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

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James Kimani2020-11-12 08:54:40

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

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Peter Mwambui2020-11-02 22:17:55

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

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Khadija2020-11-02 09:00:03

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

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Rehema2020-11-01 05:30:20

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

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Thomas Mtaki2020-10-14 14:27:38

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

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Jamal2020-10-14 02:26:32

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

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Elizabeth Mtei2020-10-09 18:14:07

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

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Maimuna2020-09-11 04:52:09

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

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Mzee2020-09-08 09:50:30

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

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Samuel Omondi2020-09-07 14:47:11

😂 Can't stop laughing!

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Lucy Mahiga2020-09-07 02:46:39

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

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Habiba2020-09-05 02:30:06

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

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Khadija2020-09-04 15:02:13

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕