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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Elijah Mutua2021-06-18 13:51:06
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sekela2021-06-07 20:38:27
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Kawawa2021-05-30 16:45:13
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwanakhamis2021-05-26 14:10:33
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Henry Mollel2021-05-17 11:52:20
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Charles Mrope2021-05-05 08:49:29
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Frank Macha2021-05-01 19:14:05
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Neema2021-04-20 19:10:52
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Warda2021-04-13 05:08:56
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Furaha2021-04-06 11:25:35
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rahim2021-03-30 22:19:56
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Bernard Oduor2021-03-21 18:07:21
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samson Tibaijuka2021-03-07 00:13:35
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi2021-03-06 11:38:57
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Anna Kibwana2021-03-06 02:33:38
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Monica Nyalandu2021-03-02 00:28:17
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Salum2021-02-24 05:20:36
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Khatib2021-02-20 10:48:37
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Philip Nyaga2021-02-18 12:32:37
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Monica Nyalandu2021-02-16 19:55:40
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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