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Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the robber take a shower?
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔

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Andrew Mahiga2021-09-01 03:55:45
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Elizabeth Malima2021-08-30 12:59:04
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Anthony Kariuki2021-08-29 02:36:26
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Hashim2021-08-24 03:05:16
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Faiza2021-08-11 08:43:23
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Wanjiru2021-08-02 10:36:50
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Ruth Wanjiku2021-08-01 20:48:17
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Linda Karimi2021-07-30 22:05:59
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sarah Mbise2021-07-30 11:16:17
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi2021-07-17 00:25:39
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zulekha2021-07-13 08:57:32
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mchuma2021-07-09 22:19:36
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Maulid2021-07-05 02:24:19
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwanaisha2021-06-29 21:26:44
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Anthony Kariuki2021-06-29 09:16:13
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Faiza2021-06-28 08:35:22
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Moses Kipkemboi2021-06-27 13:38:25
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂
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Nyota2021-06-15 13:09:11
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Alice Jebet2021-06-10 18:34:01
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Andrew Mahiga2021-05-31 09:09:03
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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