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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Simon Kiprono2021-09-06 17:34:41
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Irene Makena2021-09-03 19:03:08
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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John Lissu2021-08-25 16:22:33
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Farida2021-08-24 05:59:56
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Josephine2021-08-22 02:30:42
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mjaka2021-08-16 14:25:34
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ramadhan2021-08-14 07:22:57
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Saidi2021-08-13 14:56:32
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Thomas Mwakalindile2021-08-11 07:02:32
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ahmed2021-07-22 10:45:36
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Irene Makena2021-07-16 04:07:22
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lucy Kimotho2021-07-14 15:28:27
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Edward Lowassa2021-07-12 08:38:08
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Charles Wafula2021-07-12 02:48:27
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanais2021-06-30 02:50:26
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khamis2021-06-27 15:38:01
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Majid2021-06-25 03:48:06
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lydia Wanyama2021-06-22 09:01:56
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ibrahim2021-06-12 10:26:11
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salima2021-06-11 17:11:06
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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