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Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears vote?
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Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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Miriam Mchome2021-06-10 12:49:59
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Shabani2021-06-03 13:09:19
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lydia Mzindakaya2021-05-26 18:50:02
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Joseph Kitine2021-05-25 05:32:15
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rahma2021-05-24 22:59:27
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mchuma2021-05-22 13:09:09
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Sumaye2021-05-21 13:38:32
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Stephen Kangethe2021-05-12 00:26:18
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Shabani2021-05-09 14:38:57
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Lucy Mahiga2021-05-06 01:06:14
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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John Mushi2021-05-02 22:36:01
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kheri2021-04-29 21:10:15
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Safiya2021-04-28 09:27:52
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Hellen Nduta2021-04-26 04:55:28
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Raha2021-04-25 08:09:05
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Muslima2021-04-21 07:35:46
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mrope2021-04-12 20:23:28
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rose Lowassa2021-04-11 07:33:21
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Khatib2021-04-07 15:16:33
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kevin Maina2021-04-01 21:50:50
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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