What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Stephen Mushi2021-08-24 17:26:57
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘
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Shamsa2021-07-30 17:57:27
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Irene Makena2021-07-30 15:15:21
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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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George Wanjala2021-07-10 20:54:20
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Makame2021-07-07 11:59:29
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“
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Ruth Kibona2021-06-27 03:34:44
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Mtumwa2021-06-09 20:45:40
Thanks Ackyshine