What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Saidi2021-09-01 19:05:03
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
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Daudi2021-08-30 23:50:41
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Violet Mumo2021-08-19 08:00:00
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬
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Makame2021-08-08 23:16:52
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwajabu2021-08-08 04:53:09
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Elizabeth Mtei2021-08-02 11:58:56
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Thomas Mtaki2021-08-01 19:15:14
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Elizabeth Mrema2021-08-01 16:50:02
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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Esther Cheruiyot2021-07-27 23:20:58
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Diana Mumbua2021-07-26 13:02:52
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Salima2021-07-25 17:51:14
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Amir2021-07-24 07:45:01
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπŸ”
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Peter Mbise2021-07-23 05:32:45
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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Farida2021-07-17 14:54:43
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚
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Faith Kariuki2021-06-21 21:14:58
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Margaret Mahiga2021-06-18 02:51:36
Running is great. Unless you faint. πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ₯΅
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Irene Makena2021-06-11 01:42:44
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Issa2021-06-09 09:35:40
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Patrick Kidata2021-06-04 17:45:08
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Joy Wacera2021-05-29 21:53:27
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷