What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Abubakari2021-05-24 16:55:05
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zakaria2021-05-19 14:37:49
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Nuru2021-05-19 00:31:21
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Salima2021-05-15 02:31:42
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚
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Ann Wambui2021-05-12 04:15:28
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Thomas Mtaki2021-05-09 00:05:04
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Khamis2021-05-03 07:25:27
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Samuel Were2021-04-27 20:23:08
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
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Esther Cheruiyot2021-04-16 23:18:04
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Mary Njeri2021-04-15 09:11:49
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–
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Stephen Kikwete2021-04-09 08:21:58
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†
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Christopher Oloo2021-03-28 11:19:20
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
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Raphael Okoth2021-03-28 10:38:28
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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Lydia Mutheu2021-03-27 05:52:33
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Josephine2021-03-24 02:28:18
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Sumaye2021-03-13 16:45:28
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Umi2021-03-12 15:11:32
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Simon Kiprono2021-03-10 21:27:41
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mary Mrope2021-02-03 16:10:18
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Ann Wambui2021-01-31 17:25:04
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!