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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Chum2021-06-14 01:37:59

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Odhiambo2021-06-08 08:53:21

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Alex Nakitare2021-06-08 07:34:43

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

James Kimani2021-06-03 01:37:11

😆 Saving this one!

Grace Mushi2021-06-02 09:42:01

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Kheri2021-05-13 22:03:36

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Grace Wairimu2021-05-05 13:02:35

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Khalifa2021-05-01 20:01:42

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Nashon2021-04-27 14:17:23

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki2021-04-27 13:04:16

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lydia Mutheu2021-04-22 04:22:09

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jafari2021-04-12 00:46:20

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Miriam Mchome2021-04-10 22:47:52

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nyota2021-04-05 14:02:28

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

David Chacha2021-04-01 23:54:21

Thanks Ackyshine

Faith Kariuki2021-04-01 16:30:40

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mariam Hassan2021-03-26 18:14:03

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Frank Macha2021-03-25 04:15:08

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Daniel Obura2021-03-18 06:42:47

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Zainab2021-03-15 13:33:58

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

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