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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Baridi2021-07-20 00:49:50
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Shukuru2021-07-14 18:43:09
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mary Kidata2021-07-08 20:21:39
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Binti2021-07-08 03:55:10
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Frank Sokoine2021-07-06 23:31:56
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nora Kidata2021-06-29 01:33:03
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Violet Mumo2021-06-28 16:59:10
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Kamande2021-06-28 10:35:39
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Thomas Mtaki2021-06-27 20:39:43
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nora Kidata2021-06-23 16:02:45
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hekima2021-06-22 13:34:06
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Christopher Oloo2021-06-08 03:59:12
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine2021-06-08 01:04:39
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rahim2021-06-05 10:21:03
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ibrahim2021-05-29 10:31:30
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Grace Majaliwa2021-05-23 01:56:22
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Chris Okello2021-05-20 16:17:30
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwajabu2021-04-30 05:06:55
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Francis Njeru2021-04-17 07:03:23
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech2021-04-12 20:17:20
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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