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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Linda Karimi2021-04-05 22:20:29

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Joyce Aoko2021-04-04 16:52:38

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Wande2021-03-19 14:27:10

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Elizabeth Mrope2021-03-19 13:59:59

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Khatib2021-03-14 03:43:57

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Alice Mrema2021-03-04 17:40:28

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Rehema2021-03-01 13:13:49

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Warda2021-02-24 09:26:53

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Wande2021-02-21 15:22:29

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Esther Cheruiyot2021-02-17 22:51:05

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

David Ochieng2021-02-16 20:24:54

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nchi2021-01-29 18:07:59

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kiza2021-01-28 10:21:45

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mary Kidata2021-01-23 15:59:10

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sarah Achieng2021-01-21 09:58:14

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Wambura2021-01-20 16:39:44

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Farida2021-01-17 05:15:39

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Martin Otieno2021-01-16 05:00:19

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Josephine Nekesa2021-01-15 17:29:39

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mohamed2021-01-09 19:23:23

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

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