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Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the robber take a shower?
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔

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Hellen Nduta2022-01-03 05:17:26
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Hawa2021-12-26 04:15:09
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Patrick Mutua2021-12-14 17:08:24
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rabia2021-12-06 10:42:21
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rose Waithera2021-12-04 15:31:32
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Kiza2021-11-09 19:05:11
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Edith Cherotich2021-11-08 04:39:22
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
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Maulid2021-11-01 13:38:12
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
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Robert Okello2021-10-30 04:11:17
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Nancy Komba2021-10-28 01:06:08
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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Sarah Achieng2021-10-19 11:31:30
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sarah Achieng2021-10-19 10:06:33
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Furaha2021-10-18 13:51:25
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Tabu2021-10-16 18:30:46
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Stephen Kikwete2021-10-16 06:29:36
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Kazija2021-10-04 22:16:15
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Sharon Kibiru2021-09-18 04:31:07
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jacob Kiplangat2021-09-14 11:15:00
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Azima2021-09-12 23:34:58
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
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Abubakar2021-09-10 21:13:09
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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