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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

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