What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Zubeida2021-12-26 23:39:26
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Joyce Aoko2021-12-21 22:31:23
If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”
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Sarah Mbise2021-12-17 01:22:10
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
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Tambwe2021-12-09 02:18:24
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Samuel Omondi2021-12-08 20:03:44
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†
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Martin Otieno2021-11-27 08:09:00
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Hellen Nduta2021-11-23 12:08:40
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
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Zubeida2021-11-13 20:58:20
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ
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Ann Awino2021-11-12 15:15:43
Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Charles Wafula2021-11-01 21:10:52
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜
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Mwajuma2021-10-27 16:41:59
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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David Musyoka2021-10-19 09:55:54
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Raphael Okoth2021-09-20 18:17:33
Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†
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Jane Malecela2021-09-12 09:12:47
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†
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Monica Adhiambo2021-09-09 22:41:38
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Makame2021-08-24 14:55:38
๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!
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Daudi2021-08-24 06:46:00
Iโ€™m not shy. Iโ€™m holding back my awesomeness so I donโ€™t intimidate you. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Hekima2021-08-24 03:37:57
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Juma2021-08-23 17:07:33
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ
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Charles Mrope2021-08-22 14:19:09
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ