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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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Carol Nyakio2021-07-17 23:37:52
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khatib2021-07-10 10:48:53
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rashid2021-07-09 05:54:27
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Victor Mwalimu2021-07-05 05:49:42
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Juma2021-07-03 20:51:22
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nora Kidata2021-06-27 17:33:09
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Esther Nyambura2021-06-20 07:57:23
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Shabani2021-06-08 02:07:04
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Salum2021-06-02 08:17:18
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Salma2021-05-29 19:44:30
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Linda Karimi2021-05-25 06:07:15
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shukuru2021-05-21 11:28:32
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Betty Cheruiyot2021-05-15 06:07:21
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Grace Wairimu2021-05-09 03:28:41
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Issa2021-05-01 04:56:40
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Kawawa2021-04-18 22:04:23
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwalimu2021-04-14 17:21:03
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Monica Nyalandu2021-04-13 10:25:28
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Mariam Kawawa2021-04-12 21:53:30
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Amina2021-04-10 14:15:06
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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