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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Rose Amukowa2021-10-09 23:30:35
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Joy Wacera2021-10-09 16:30:47
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Hekima2021-10-01 13:40:07
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mohamed2021-09-29 05:48:46
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Emily Chepngeno2021-09-22 09:02:42
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
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Arifa2021-09-21 06:32:35
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarah Karani2021-09-18 08:14:06
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rehema2021-09-18 00:52:51
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Saidi2021-09-14 07:47:56
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Farida2021-09-09 01:58:25
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Michael Mboya2021-09-07 16:56:31
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Joy Wacera2021-09-06 17:29:12
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mwanaidi2021-08-21 11:30:10
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Asha2021-08-19 14:03:51
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Biashara2021-08-18 17:02:52
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Sarah Karani2021-08-10 18:16:53
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Yusuf2021-08-06 22:06:43
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Lucy Mahiga2021-08-03 07:45:53
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Juma2021-07-30 00:41:59
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lydia Mzindakaya2021-07-29 02:27:13
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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