What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Husna2021-08-02 19:46:21
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Alice Mrema2021-08-01 04:30:33
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Salum2021-07-26 13:22:30
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Shabani2021-07-16 17:38:29
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ
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Ahmed2021-07-10 13:33:01
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! πŸ‘»πŸ₯§
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Abdillah2021-07-09 02:32:30
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Paul Ndomba2021-07-02 15:07:10
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Bakari2021-06-29 07:41:04
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Alice Mrema2021-06-25 02:46:30
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Nancy Kawawa2021-06-24 18:24:29
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Jamal2021-06-17 04:22:18
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Issack2021-06-09 16:25:56
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Jafari2021-06-08 11:47:42
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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David Nyerere2021-06-08 08:52:54
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Nasra2021-06-07 06:06:18
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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Anna Mchome2021-06-07 02:48:21
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Faith Kariuki2021-06-04 01:59:18
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Mary Mrope2021-05-28 22:10:52
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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Alice Mwikali2021-05-27 05:37:45
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Agnes Njeri2021-05-25 17:18:32
The road to success is always under construction. πŸš§πŸ—οΈ