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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Hashim2021-12-12 11:14:17

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Wande2021-12-09 05:36:29

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Zulekha2021-12-03 16:38:32

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei2021-11-28 03:16:29

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mary Kidata2021-11-27 07:18:16

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Kitine2021-11-25 08:13:01

😂 Sharing right away!

Sarafina2021-11-22 08:15:37

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mahiga2021-11-19 22:51:42

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

David Musyoka2021-11-16 09:40:12

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Husna2021-10-31 14:21:09

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwajuma2021-10-31 13:07:57

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Patrick Akech2021-10-19 03:38:54

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Kheri2021-09-25 19:45:08

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwagonda2021-09-14 08:58:55

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mtumwa2021-09-10 02:07:25

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Amani2021-09-05 05:10:07

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kassim2021-09-05 03:07:03

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Mallya2021-08-12 06:22:45

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Grace Majaliwa2021-07-24 07:03:59

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Omari2021-07-21 05:31:38

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

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