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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:20πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! πŸ˜„πŸ₯”

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I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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