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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄

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Fredrick Mutiso2024-09-18 14:04:47
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mercy Atieno2024-09-11 19:14:56
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Warda2024-08-27 23:42:09
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Betty Akinyi2024-08-27 21:12:16
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo2024-08-07 02:27:33
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mary Sokoine2024-07-23 21:58:07
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jane Malecela2024-07-15 19:53:27
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Charles Mboje2024-07-05 13:27:14
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mercy Atieno2024-06-23 20:02:15
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwagonda2024-06-19 17:39:14
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Safiya2024-06-19 16:02:34
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mercy Atieno2024-06-18 08:39:33
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️
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Monica Lissu2024-06-11 05:56:55
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Michael Mboya2024-06-11 04:39:21
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Lydia Mutheu2024-06-06 01:02:02
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine2024-05-30 08:40:06
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa2024-05-29 00:32:10
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Richard Mulwa2024-05-25 04:07:30
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joy Wacera2024-05-23 07:33:51
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Esther Cheruiyot2024-05-15 07:51:04
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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