What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
๐Ÿ“„ PDF

Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

๐Ÿ’ฌ

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
๐Ÿ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
C
Charles Mboje2024-09-12 20:11:15
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
S
Sarafina2024-09-10 04:17:35
Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
E
Esther Nyambura2024-09-05 12:57:20
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†
P
Peter Tibaijuka2024-08-29 02:07:30
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
M
Muslima2024-08-28 18:47:39
Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
V
Violet Mumo2024-08-17 21:12:05
Sorry, I canโ€™t come to the phone right now. Iโ€™m busy being fabulous. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
R
Rashid2024-08-15 16:58:22
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด
S
Stephen Mushi2024-08-11 11:42:10
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด
F
Frank Macha2024-07-08 18:48:40
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
R
Robert Okello2024-07-06 13:50:26
Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ
Y
Yusuf2024-07-03 09:13:04
Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•
A
Amani2024-07-03 00:18:40
Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„
M
Mohamed2024-07-01 13:11:12
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ
R
Ruth Mtangi2024-06-22 07:45:16
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
S
Sharifa2024-06-21 16:47:27
Iโ€™m not clumsy. Itโ€™s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
S
Samson Tibaijuka2024-06-21 07:40:33
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
J
Janet Sumari2024-06-17 15:25:26
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!
M
Mchawi2024-06-16 11:23:52
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
C
Charles Wafula2024-06-14 07:58:59
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
A
Agnes Njeri2024-06-06 08:27:42
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช