What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Ali2024-09-16 15:39:15
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Moses Kipkemboi2024-08-21 06:17:36
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Lucy Mahiga2024-08-18 21:06:41
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Leila2024-08-14 21:13:42
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’
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John Malisa2024-08-05 17:55:45
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Kangethe2024-08-05 14:42:16
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Michael Onyango2024-08-04 00:42:31
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Furaha2024-07-27 15:54:35
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Diana Mallya2024-07-27 00:36:07
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Abubakar2024-07-21 10:48:55
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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Warda2024-07-20 01:51:20
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! πŸ§€πŸ€£
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Mwanaisha2024-07-19 23:29:18
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Francis Mtangi2024-07-16 10:58:07
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©
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Rahma2024-07-13 16:12:59
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Alice Mwikali2024-07-10 02:23:34
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»
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Shukuru2024-07-08 15:00:44
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬
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Raphael Okoth2024-07-07 23:14:41
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kidata2024-06-21 10:43:11
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. πŸ›οΈπŸ’­
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Azima2024-06-18 16:54:59
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Martin Otieno2024-06-15 09:53:24
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·