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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Rose Kiwanga2024-09-24 08:39:50
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka2024-09-19 14:47:06
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Diana Mallya2024-09-05 02:15:42
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Malecela2024-08-30 19:13:30
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Aziza2024-08-15 06:32:00
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Lissu2024-08-08 05:00:34
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Joyce Mussa2024-08-02 06:12:00
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joyce Aoko2024-07-31 23:20:40
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Omar2024-07-22 08:50:19
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Mrope2024-07-10 14:38:18
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Shani2024-06-29 07:20:47
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rashid2024-06-28 23:39:38
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Margaret Anyango2024-06-12 11:44:25
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Tabu2024-06-10 18:27:32
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️
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Benjamin Masanja2024-05-22 19:42:38
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Shani2024-05-19 19:40:01
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Brian Karanja2024-05-07 02:32:48
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Zuhura2024-05-05 20:46:56
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Kenneth Murithi2024-04-12 21:27:37
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Henry Sokoine2024-04-12 15:36:33
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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