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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! 🥩🏋️‍♂️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! 🍖😄

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Fredrick Mutiso2024-09-15 12:44:14

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

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Paul Kamau2024-08-17 21:33:29

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

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Omari2024-08-07 08:34:16

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

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Ann Awino2024-07-30 20:00:09

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

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I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

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Dorothy Nkya2024-07-19 00:37:09

Thanks Ackyshine

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Samuel Omondi2024-07-09 01:56:31

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

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Yahya2024-06-21 22:15:21

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

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Sarafina2024-05-30 07:35:39

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

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Patrick Akech2024-05-26 02:23:52

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

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Stephen Mushi2024-05-06 09:44:51

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

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Frank Sokoine2024-04-23 19:57:49

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

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Yusra2024-04-19 16:37:03

😁 This just made my day!

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Omari2024-04-19 12:17:13

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

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Nancy Kawawa2024-04-17 09:09:44

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

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Nuru2024-04-15 10:59:23

🤣 Pure genius!

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Salima2024-04-14 02:51:44

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

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Salma2024-04-10 13:36:49

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

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Edwin Ndambuki2024-03-16 18:22:31

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙