Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅...
What do you give a sick lemon?
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This rid...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? π π π π + πͺ° = ?...
Why was the clown crying?
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³...
Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! π...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π...
Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among t...
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it'...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ...
What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
π’ What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the π and wan...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health swa...
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π...
What do birds do on Halloween?
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are...
Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The s...
Why canβt the elephant use the computer?
π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, ...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
πππ What does a π order for dinner?...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ...
Why canβt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ...
What time is it when you have a toothache?
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical par...