What runs but never walks?
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, ne...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What kind of music do mummies like best?
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and...
What was the bankerโs favorite player on the football team?
What player made the banker say ๐ฐ๐?...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! I...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...
Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of ...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ...
What did the baker say to his wife?
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ing...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...