Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the righ...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry sp...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
Who is Knocking?
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
๐ Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he was...
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, ...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
๐๐๐ What does a ๐ order for dinner?...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
Why canโt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
Why did the chicken go to jail?
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaki...
What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
How did the boy react when his turtle died?
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and ...