What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
Why did the robber take a shower?
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป...
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, ...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The s...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav ki...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
What makes a skeleton laugh?
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It'...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...