What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggi...
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry sp...
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
What do you call a left-handed dog?
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐...
What kind of music do mummies like best?
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
What did the duck say to the clown?
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐...
Why did the book join the police force?
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "...
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of k...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐...
Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...
Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...