What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถH...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's n...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
Why donโt animals eat clowns?
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Why did everyone want the ๐ต teacher on their โพ team? Because he always hit the r...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ &...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
๐ Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he was...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
What makes a skeleton laugh?
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly ...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of ...
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry sp...
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! ๐...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...