What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly ...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....
How did the hairdresser win the race?
๐โโ๏ธWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a ๐cutting edge...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
What do elves learn in school?
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
Why did the robber take a shower?
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐...
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling co...
Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐...
What did the duck say to the clown?
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐...