What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
Why was Santaโs helper sad?
Why was Santa's helper sad? ๐
๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jin...
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggi...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the righ...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
What did the duck say to the clown?
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐...
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถH...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Why did the boy run around his bed?
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickl...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐...