What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"...
Why is the forest so noisy?
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
What did the baker say to his wife?
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ing...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just...
Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
What do birds do on Halloween?
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
What time is it when you have a toothache?
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
Why canโt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น...
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggi...
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It'...
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you h...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
๐ At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? ๐ค This riddle's a ho...
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!...