Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-lici...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
Why did the chicken go to jail?
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaki...
Why did the boy run around his bed?
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickl...
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork ...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....
What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...