What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain...
Where do baby pens spend their day?
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
What was born to succeed?
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! ...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite room in the house?
๐ปWhere does a ghost feel most alive?๐ฐ...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it'...
What do elves learn in school?
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
How did the boy react when his turtle died?
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and ...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
Why did the chicken go to jail?
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaki...
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the righ...
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggi...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ &...
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
๐ฅ: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? ๐: I'm a "Fun Guy"! ...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...