Whatโs the smartest insect around?
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ...
Why did the boy run around his bed?
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickl...
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ...
Why was the turkey arrested?
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Cau...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
Why was Santaโs helper sad?
Why was Santa's helper sad? ๐
๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jin...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
Who is Knocking?
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
Which bus crossed the ocean?
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which coul...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork ...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of k...
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
๐ Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he was...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! ๐...
What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A ri...
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challen...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
What makes a skeleton laugh?
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ...