What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ...
Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถH...
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
๐ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ...
Who is Knocking?
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ s...
How did the hairdresser win the race?
๐โโ๏ธWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a ๐cutting edge...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What kind of music do mummies like best?
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to sn...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the ๐ and wan...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ...
What do birds do on Halloween?
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...