What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
What player made the banker say π°π?...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
π I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
Whatβs the smartest insect around?
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π...
What did the spoon say to the knife?
π₯: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! π΄π...
Why was the clown crying?
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
π΅οΈββοΈ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
ππ© Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of π±πͺ! π€£...
Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...
What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?...
Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
How did the hairdresser win the race?
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edge...
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! ...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork ...
Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, ...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ...
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
π Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you h...
Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨...
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°...