What time is it when you have a toothache?
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
What do elves learn in school?
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling co...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐...
Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always...
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A ri...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What do you call a left-handed dog?
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press ...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
Which bus crossed the ocean?
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which coul...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
Who is Knocking?
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's n...
Which Budgie owns the cage?
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the cr...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly ...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
Where do baby pens spend their day?
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...