What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What did the duck say to the clown?
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly ...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! ๐...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Which Budgie owns the cage?
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the cr...
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? ๐ฃ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks...
What did one eye say to the other?
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
Why donโt animals eat clowns?
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-lici...
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
๐ In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, ๐ ๐ฝ Kids in NYC learn multipli...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
What was born to succeed?
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! ...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What is a kittenโs favorite dessert?
๐ฑWhat dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? ๐จIt's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-b...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...