Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clut...
What was born to succeed?
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! ...
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
๐ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the ๐ and wan...
What time is it when you have a toothache?
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Which bus crossed the ocean?
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which coul...
Whatโs the smartest insect around?
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
How do you catch a polar bear?
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, i...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
What do birds do on Halloween?
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
Why did the chicken go to jail?
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaki...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
What is a kittenโs favorite dessert?
๐ฑWhat dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? ๐จIt's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-b...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ &...
What did the teacher do at the beach?
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching t...