Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ s...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite room in the house?
๐ปWhere does a ghost feel most alive?๐ฐ...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just...
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
๐ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling co...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
๐ Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he was...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...