What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
How did the hairdresser win the race?
๐โโ๏ธWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a ๐cutting edge...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk s...
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ...
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? ๐ฃ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
๐ In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐...
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
What do you give a sick lemon?
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This rid...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press ...