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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?
MANGI: Bwashee, mi nabaki hapa hapa njiapanda aisee. MALAIKA: Kwa nini? MANGI: Aisee, nikifungua duka hapa si nitapata wateja wa Mbinguni na Jehanam. Yani patakuwa senta ya hatari, supu na nyama choma muda wote. Hata we utafaidi, unavyoenda kuchukua roho unaniletea stock nakupa hela yako cash mkononi. Na kila ukipita hapa unapiga mchemsho wako wa ulimi na bia mbili chap kabla ya kuingia mbinguni. Kwanza nashangaa Shirima alipitaje hapa bila kushika ploti, au alikufa amelewa sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie MDADA: nilikua naomba hela babyβΊ MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn π MDADA: hapanaπ Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur . ππππππππ Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu.β β"Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"βπ³π³
βNami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vileβ β"Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"ββΉ
πππππππππ ββMIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZOβ Sipendag ujuinga mim
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!
πππHAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGAππππ
Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
ππππ .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO Demu ;Β Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote. Jamaa ;Β Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Woteβ¦!!! Demu:Β Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la postaβ¦!!!
*Mdukuzi:* _nikikuuliza swali unaakili ya kujibu?_ *Massai:* _ulisa acha maneno yako._ *Mdukuzi:* _nitajie wanyama kumi wa porini_ *Massai:* _swala watatu na tembo saba_ππππππππΏ
Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
atafanyaje wakati wote ni wanaume? mchungaji akapiga moyo konde na kusema "tangu sasa ninyi ni MAN UNITED"