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MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano! MCHUNGAJI; "Bia moja bei gani!? MLEVU; "2500/ MCHUNGAJI; "Ulianza lini kunywa bia!? MLEVI; "Miaka 18 iliyopita!
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000?? MLEVI; "Ndio! MCHUNGAJI; "Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!? MLEVI; "Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!? MCHUNGAJI; "Uliza! MLEVI; "Unakunywa bia!? MCHUNGAJI; "Hapana! MLEVI; "Nionyeshe Range Rover yako! MCHUNGAJI; "akasepa"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:
Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania. Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa: Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!
Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahi Mimi; kwa nini? Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguu Mimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zari… 😁😁😁 naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:
MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono
Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu. Sunday joke
Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka. Watu wakamuullza, unacheka nini sasa wakati umeachwa? Akawajibu: "kinachonichekesha, yule aliyepanda alikuwa ananisindikiza.
