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Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. "Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti."
Nikashusha pumzi. "Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!"
Zuzu akanitupia swali. "Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Order… Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu … Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati 😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ni noma!
Baada ya Talaka mke kamtumia mume meseji:- "Nasikitika kukujulisha kuwa binti uliyemlea kwa miaka 20 sio mtoto wako" Mume akamjibu:- "Duh! Nashukuru Mungu kwani nilikuwa nikiumia rohoni kila siku kwamba nazini na binti yangu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
😂😂😂😂
MVULANA: Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?
DAKTARI: Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA: Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
CHEKA KIDOGO
MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA. Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya, Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama kawaida Hawara 1;nakupenda Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla Mume wngu hajarudi. Hawara 1;oke! Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua hawara 2. mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu hajarudi.. picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote, mlangon kukagongwa mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea mumewe, mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana tulikua hatuna mboga mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu. hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo uvunguni…
Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nateremka kwenye BASI UBUNGO nataka nichukue TEKSI hadi KIMARA naambiwa sh.15,000/=. Wakati niponatafakari hiyo bei, nikasikia "Moro, Moro,Morogoro sh.6,000/="
Nikaamua nipande niende zangu MOROGORO. Kwenda na kurudi sh.12,000/=. Wakati wa kurudi nikamwmbia KONDA aniteremshe KIMARA.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU 😂😂mtatuua na lugha zenu😜
