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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi…Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisi…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕 SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:57 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA. Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote kwa tsh. 100,000/= Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine. MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa. MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?" MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.." MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.." Mchaga akatoa. MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.." MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?" MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.." Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake. MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau sanaaaaa.." MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..' MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..' MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.." MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?" MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._ _Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😡._ _Hizi sheria zinapendelea._ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwalimu aliingia darasani akiwa amechoka kinoma akawambia wanafunzi.
'leo tutajifunza kipindi cha dini " wanafunzi wakiwa wanajiandaa ili kuendelea na kipindi mwalimu akajiegesha kwenye kiti klichokua karibuu yake baada ya dakika kadhaa mwalimu alipitiwa na usingizi, ghafla alingia mkurugenzi na kusimama pembeni mwa kile kiti alichokalia mwalimu ghafla kmya kikatawala darasani kiasi cha kunfanya mwalimu ashtuke usingizini aliamka huku akipiga miayo alpotupa jicho pembeni alimuona mkurugenzi kasimama pemben! akiwa anababaika alifungua kinywa na kusema ' Hivi ndivyo walivyolala wanafunzi wa YESU walipokua wakimsubli kule mlimani, je kuna mwenye swal? mkurugeni pale alipokua akapiga makofi na kumsifia mwalimu kwa kufundisha kwa vitendo.
Je % Ngapi unampa mwalimu kwa kusolve kibarua chake.????
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…
Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
