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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ''ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!
Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona sisi tu tunakula nyama shemeji Gulo hagusi kabisa anaishia mchicha tu? Tabia gani hii? LEVI: Hapana sijamkataza, ila shemeji yako Mngoni halagi nyama ya FISI kama sisi
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM
Mary… Hallow mpenzii Lily…. Niambie my dear Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na kunywa japo wine wanguu Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu mpenziiii
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA MMOJA ANAWAZA
Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti. Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu nani aende!!!
STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU
John…Niaje we mbwaa Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap? John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz langu tukale bata Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge nakusubiri
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA MMOJA ANAWAZA
John…Dah baadae nikakae na mwanangu Sam sijamuona long time Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa lazima anitafute mwanaeee.
FUNZO..
Baadhi ya Wasichana hujifanya wanapendana Kwa maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn WANACHUKIANA WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn WANAPENDANA..
Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana… High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys
Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani. Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate? House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemeka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend; Wakati wa kugombania Siti, Akaibiwa Nauli.
Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; "Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka, Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977" Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa. Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze, Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza, Mzee, Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn? Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani! Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!
