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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."ππππππππππππππππ
Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
DOGO: juzi walisema 3+4= 7, jana wakasema 1+6=7, halafu leo wanasema 5+2=7 sasa huoni kama wanatuchanganya.
ungekua wewe ungemjibu nini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana wakati naangalia taarifa ya habar mtangazaji akasema "mpenz mtazamaji nataka nikupeleke moja kwa moja had marekani" nikazima TV kwa haraka nikaenda kuvaa viatu. Hadi sahv bado nmekaa hapa seblen nahisi bado wanaihangaikia Visa yangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bosi wangu karudi safari yake kutoka serengeti..! Si akanitumia picha, lakini ilikuwa network yenyewe tabu.. kwahio picha haikufunguka na kwa vile niliona itachelewa kufunguka na ataona sikumjibu basi nami..
Nikampelekea msg nikamuandikia umependeza saana bosi mashaallahβ¦!! sasa baada tu ya kumfika msg.. na huku picha ikafunguka kumbe picha ya Sokwe..!! Basi Kaniambia kesho niende ofsini kwake kuna barua yangu.. Nahisi hyo barua ina pesa, hapa cjalala, nmekosa usingizi kabisa,nawaza ninunulie nn hyo pesa.Na kesho asubuhi sa 12 asubuhi atanikuta ofisini kwake naisubiri barua, sipendagi ujinga mimi.