😂🤣🤣🤣 A bottle collector, while scavenging for bottles, stumbled upon one with something inside. Curious, he opened it, and out came a strange giant. Terrified, the giant thanked him and said, “Ask for two wishes right now.” Shaking, the guy asked for money to own cars and luxurious mansions. Instantly, a bag of money and a lucky ring dropped at his feet. For his second wish, he said, “Turn me into something irresistible so women will love me!” And just like that… he was turned into French fries and eggs. 😂🤣🤣🤣

When they think they know you

Good Advice

😆😆😆😆😆 Two drunk friends having a serious “intellectual” conversation: Drunk 1: “Hey, my friend, is China really far?” Drunk 2: “I don’t think so… I mean, there’s a Chinese guy who comes to work on a bicycle!” Classic drunk wisdom, right? 😆😆😆😆😆

😂😂😂😂😂 {Stalemate Drama} These days, women are saying: “Getting dumped by a broke guy is like being discharged from the hospital.” But men are clapping back: “Getting dumped by a gold-digging girlfriend is like paying off a bank loan!” Men don’t tolerate nonsense—MEN, HEY!!! 🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂ 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 Men really have big hearts. Give a man a group of 90 women and tell him to choose one. Even if he picks the most stunning one of them all, his heart will still ache for the 89 he left behind! Truly, men are full of love... maybe too much love. 😂😂😂😂😂