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Two drunk friends having a serious βintellectualβ conversation:
Drunk 1: βHey, my friend, is China really far?β
Drunk 2: βI donβt think soβ¦ I mean, thereβs a Chinese guy who comes to work on a bicycle!β
Classic drunk wisdom, right?
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{Stalemate Drama}
These days, women are saying:
βGetting dumped by a broke guy is like being discharged from the hospital.β
But men are clapping back:
βGetting dumped by a gold-digging girlfriend is like paying off a bank loan!β
Men donβt tolerate nonsenseβMEN, HEY!!! ππΎββππΎββππΎββππΎββ
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Men really have big hearts.
Give a man a group of 90 women and tell him to choose one. Even if he picks the most stunning one of them all, his heart will still ache for the 89 he left behind!
Truly, men are full of love... maybe too much love.
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Drunk Logic at Its Best
πππππ Two drunk friends having a serious βintellectualβ conversation: Drunk 1: βHey, my friend, is China really far?β Drunk 2: βI donβt think soβ¦ I mean, thereβs a Chinese guy who comes to work on a bicycle!β Classic drunk wisdom, right? πππππ
Confuse them
When they think they know you
Advice if you are in your 20s
Good Advice
The Ultimate Stalemate Between Men and Women
πππππ {Stalemate Drama} These days, women are saying: βGetting dumped by a broke guy is like being discharged from the hospital.β But men are clapping back: βGetting dumped by a gold-digging girlfriend is like paying off a bank loan!β Men donβt tolerate nonsenseβMEN, HEY!!! ππΎββππΎββππΎββππΎββ πππππ
Proof That Men Are Just Too Loving
πππππ Men really have big hearts. Give a man a group of 90 women and tell him to choose one. Even if he picks the most stunning one of them all, his heart will still ache for the 89 he left behind! Truly, men are full of love... maybe too much love. πππππ
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