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A bottle collector, while scavenging for bottles, stumbled upon one with something inside. Curious, he opened it, and out came a strange giant. Terrified, the giant thanked him and said, βAsk for two wishes right now.β
Shaking, the guy asked for money to own cars and luxurious mansions. Instantly, a bag of money and a lucky ring dropped at his feet.
For his second wish, he said, βTurn me into something irresistible so women will love me!β
And just like that⦠he was turned into French fries and eggs.
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Death is When You Send the Wrong Text
Death is when you mistakenly send a text to your father while eating, saying, "Hello Beautiful." ππ
Dare to say 'Sorry' if you can! π
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Two drunk friends having a serious βintellectualβ conversation:
Drunk 1: βHey, my friend, is China really far?β
Drunk 2: βI donβt think soβ¦ I mean, thereβs a Chinese guy who comes to work on a bicycle!β
Classic drunk wisdom, right?
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{Stalemate Drama}
These days, women are saying:
βGetting dumped by a broke guy is like being discharged from the hospital.β
But men are clapping back:
βGetting dumped by a gold-digging girlfriend is like paying off a bank loan!β
Men donβt tolerate nonsenseβMEN, HEY!!! ππΎββππΎββππΎββππΎββ
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Adult Dialema
Not Understanding Life
Greedy Wishes Gone Wrong
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The Mishap of Sending the Wrong Text
Death is When You Send the Wrong Text Death is when you mistakenly send a text to your father while eating, saying, "Hello Beautiful." ππ Dare to say 'Sorry' if you can! π
Confuse them
When they think they know you
Drunk Logic at Its Best
πππππ Two drunk friends having a serious βintellectualβ conversation: Drunk 1: βHey, my friend, is China really far?β Drunk 2: βI donβt think soβ¦ I mean, thereβs a Chinese guy who comes to work on a bicycle!β Classic drunk wisdom, right? πππππ
The Ultimate Stalemate Between Men and Women
πππππ {Stalemate Drama} These days, women are saying: βGetting dumped by a broke guy is like being discharged from the hospital.β But men are clapping back: βGetting dumped by a gold-digging girlfriend is like paying off a bank loan!β Men donβt tolerate nonsenseβMEN, HEY!!! ππΎββππΎββππΎββππΎββ πππππ