| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Whatâs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Whereâs a wallâs favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite room in the house? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite dessert? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What has two legs but canât walk? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentineâs Day? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Whatâs a catâs favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What do you do if youâre a fan of Draculaâs? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why donât animals eat clowns? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnât feeling well? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite tool? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| Whatâs a cannibalâs favorite sport? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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